Phineas : Yeah , we're inside Candace's stomach .
Ferb : That's creepy on so many levels .

- Phineas and Ferb



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Greetings , my fellow readers .

I've managed to use my computer when I'm not supposed to and so I have decided to blog again , just for the sake of blogging .

And before I go any further , let me point out the fact that I am huge Phineas and Ferb fan . Period . Although I do not watch it that often anymore , I can still remember all of the memorable episodes like the one they went into Candace's stomach and of course my ever favorite , the episode where they built their own roller coaster in their backyard and took their friends for the ride of their lives .

The storyline was superbly and well organized making it ridiculously hilarious all the time .

But I can't describe the whole episode to you through my blog or I might suffer a severe Carpal Tunnel syndrome . But I do remember it as if I've just watched it yesterday . Oh , good times indeed .

One thing special about this cartoon is that they give Ferb ( the one with Green hair and a British accent ) a line or two which makes everyone eager and waiting to hear what he has to say in each episode . Usually , what he has to say are the killer lines . (:

This cartoon is in fact one of Disney's greatest creations besides watching Minnie Mouse giving Mickey Mouse a blowjob . So , she has a little bit of armpit hair but I don't think Mickey minds it that much .





And speaking of Disney's creations ..

Just the other day , they were showing High School Musical 3 ( Senior Year ) on HBO . It was half way through the movie and all the other channels that I usually change to did not have anything interesting on . So I thought to myself ,

" Oh , what the heck ? "

And so , I followed my instincts and carried on watching the movie .

But there was this scene where the blonde biatch and her sissy friend who wears those funky hats started to sing a song , something about getting everything they want and wanting it all .

I watched her blab her big mouth and witnessed someone even more gay than Bieber-boy himself sing and dance around as if they were experiencing a seizure and boy would I tell ya ..

5 minutes into the show and I decided to call it quits . I mean come on , you tell me it's senior year and I'd expect some hot romance scenes but all I can see is Zack Efron being a total high school dork that he is and Vanessa Ann Hudgens a.k.a cry-baby be herself , which is a whining , dumb brunette .

To Efron's credit , he was much a better actor in his movie 17 Again than he was in High School Musical .

And after 5 minutes , I just couldn't withstand anymore crazy-ness as I already am loosing what's left of my sanity listening to Beaver-boy sing about pregnancy while watching books about a fag vampire fly off the shelves . Good grief man , what has the world become into ? Give me a break !

I was better off watching Family Guy instead . To which , I did .

Behold Troy Bolton , your future .

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Rafael Nadal's friend/victim , Fernando Verdasco picks Federer as this year's US Open champion .

Nadal stayed on track to win the only major title to elude him by vanquishing Verdasco 7-5 , 6-3 , 6-4 to reach the semi-finals without the loss of a set at Flushing Meadows on Thursday .

" He's playing good , "

Verdasco said of top-seeded Nadal , who dropped his first and only service game of the tournament in the third game of the opening set of their quarter-final to end a run of 62 successive holds .

Broken the first time .

" If I am not wrong , I think that he will play the final against Roger . It's going to be a tough match ,
because I think Roger plays really good in these conditions .

" I think if I need to bet here , I will bet for Roger .

I think that he won five times here and he likes these conditions . "

- Fernando Verdasco

Nadal , who improved his record to 11-0 against Verdasco , said his fellow-lefthander's prediction was understandable .

" For sure Roger is the favorite of the tournament , "

" Especially because he won five times . And six finals in a row . No one doubt on that . "

"And I am in the semi-finals , so I don't think about the final .

Everybody free to think , and what Fernando says is completely fair . "

- Rafael Nadal

I hope for Federer's sake , Verdasco's prediction will come true .

But it will never come true . Why ? That's because ..

Roger Federer of Switzerland keeps his eye on the forehand shot during a U.S. Open semifinal match against Novak Djokovic of Serbia on Saturday.
Federer , the second-seeded player and five-time Open champion , lost the semifinal ,
5-7 , 7-1 , 5-7 , 6-2 , 7-5 .

Tennis didn't get what it wanted for the US Open men's final because of that one irrepressible and mystical figure who, sadly, is never wrong. His name is Father Time .

Federer is a legend , a man who has won 16 major titles , most of any male in history . Nadal is 24 and he has become the next big thing in the sport .

But Federer , at 29 , was not going quietly . He was playing some of the best tennis of his life at this Grand Slam venue , where he had won five times in a row starting in 2004 , had gone all the way to last year's final before losing to a big-hitting 21-year old named Juan Martin del Potro , and had played his way to this year's semifinal without losing a set .

But the Serbian spoiler , Novak Djokovic , a 23-year-old with sprinter's speed and a baseline game of quirky angles , stood in the way . Federer won the first set , 7-5 , but crumbled in the second , 6-1 . Then he came back to win the third , 7-5 , and crumbled again in the fourth , 6-2 .

Fifth sets have built-in drama , so when Djokovic toed the service line at 4-5 , 15-40 , there was so much tension and so much at stake that it was a wonder either player could pull the racket back . But Djokovic did so perfectly , twice — first a gutsy swinging volley and then a crosscourt forehand that kissed the sideline .

Afterward , Federer — as is human nature —declared war on Father Time .

"I wouldn't want to feel the way that I couldn't compete with the new generation, but I can .
It's not a problem for me , it's a tough loss … but it's only going to fuel me with more motivation to practice hard and get back to Grand Slam finals . "

- Roger Federer

His last one was this year's Australian, which he won.

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Will Ferrell

Everyone who knows Will Ferrell most likely have either watched him in one of his many comedy movies , stand-ups and special appearances .

Ferrell first established himself in the late 1990s as a cast member on the NCB sketch comedy show Saturday Night Live , and has subsequently starred in the comedy films Old School , Elf , Anchorman , Stranger than Fiction , Blades of Glory , Semi Pro , and The Other Guys .

He is considered a member of the " Frat Pack " a generation of leading Hollywood comic actors to emerge in the late 1990s and the 2000s including Jack Black , Ben Stiller , Steve Carell , Vince Vaughn and brothers Owen and Luke Wilson .

And half of the movies I've mentioned above is all related to pure , comic genres that will gurantee to crack you up like a pig or entice you to say the words , " what the hell ? '' .


However , there is one particular movie that he has acted in which really has gotten me and my family talking about it , recalling the out-of-this-world comedic scenes that only one man can pull off .

Will Ferrell .

And this movie is ,

Land of the Lost .

For the synopsis of this movie , go Wikipedia it . However , I will show you guys the true extent of this man's hilarious comedy through a few scenes put together .

I hope you guys enjoy this video as much as I did . But of course , there are plenty more scenes that will tickle your funny-bones but I guess the creator of this video wasn't paying ATTENTION

Uncalled for , funny-ness .

And if you recall about it , most of the movies he's created/acted in has the same comic similarities in it . It's just that Will Ferrell takes his comedy to different heights in different movies .

I guess this one tops it all off , no ?

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Alright , I guess this one covers as a complete post for today .

I just have one more thing to say , stay clear from Beaver-boy .

Stop being a corrupted pedophilia as the boy's only 16 . He sounds a girl and has a height that enables him to walk under a coffee table .

I'm pretty sure he has no balls ( yet ) and he really thinks he can score a date with one of the Kardashians ? Please .

I'm pretty sure the Kardashian sluts prefer Archuletta or Jesse McCartney better . At least they have some sense of maturity . Or maybe even Thomas Sangster , the voice of Ferb would be a better role if you're the type of person whose hobby is idolizing boys with baby-faces . But NOT , Bieber please.

Try comparing any of the three above with Bieber and you will be shockingly surprised by the fact that Bieber just does not even come close to being ' handsome ' or talented .

Talented in a world where Oprah was slim , maybe . But not in this world .

Come to think of it , I think that the foetus-singing fag is in fact the son of our pale-faced fag vampire , Edward .

Well you know what they say , like father like son .




Have a great weekend everyone . And remember ,

Our holidays are already coming to an end . So , pack your bags , have your nails and hair cut and prepare for a full load of ass-whopping by our teachers because here they come ..





- Jaden -